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My name is Maryam and I'm 21. I'm currently a junior in college and an English Lit. major. Art. Anime. Manga. Comics. Video Games.

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pansoph:

pansoph:

i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere 

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i’m pissing myself

jesus christ

(via cockismybusiness)

ignitevale:

i’ve always wanted to be one of those oversized sweater-wearing wavy haired bookish girls who drinks pumpkin lattes and takes walks through the leaves in their boots but in reality i’m a 18 ft five-headed firebreathing dragon and we don’t wear boots

(Source: theworldshrinks, via pornstarwars)

shydeiac:

how the pussy should be eaten:

  • like it’ll pay off all their student loans.
  • like the key to happiness is buried in there.
  • like they’ll be granted a tax free life.
  • like they heard the fountain of youth was in there. 
  • like it’ll grant you three wishes for whatever you heart desires.  
  • like its the last supper and you trying to be the 13th disciple.

(via dutchster)

halalbacon:

The human brain is an amazing organ. It functions 24 hours a day from the day we are born and only stops when we are taking an exam or fall in love.

(via ichilover)

momochanners:

It’s safe to say that we’re expecting internal party schism in DA:I regarding ideologies, political affiliations, etc
Including FASHION.

momochanners:

It’s safe to say that we’re expecting internal party schism in DA:I regarding ideologies, political affiliations, etc

Including FASHION.

(via orlesianmagefashionshow)

bonnyanne:

[templar voice] a MAGE we forced to do the harrowing turned into an ABOMINATION and ATTACKED me!!!!!!!!! help i’m being OPPRESSED.

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